From "The Contortionist's Gazette"

Nick Clegg, the third Liberal ‘Democrat’ leader in as many years, has a second career: he is to double as a contortionist at the circus. That is the only conclusion that one can draw from the increasingly convoluted circumbendibi being peddled over the EU Constitution referendum which he and his fellow MPs promised at the last election but which they now wish to duck.

Posted on The Huntsman.