John Prescott, the dimmest dumbcluck ever appointed to Government, had a refined way of campaigning: if someone expressed dissent by, say, hurling a nicely over-ripe tomato at him, he would retaliate by smacking the tomato-flinger smartly on the snout in best Hull Ferry Steward style. Smuggo’s friend, Nicholas Sarkozy, also knows a thing or two about charming birds off trees.
Posted on The Huntsman.
Monday, 25 February 2008
Excuse My French!